Top Konglish and Korean Jokes

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Hang onto your sides, because you’re about to laugh out loud when you read these Korean jokes!

Below are some of the top Korean and Konglish jokes. We’ve also created a free PDF that you can download and take with you on the go.

Most of the jokes are a mix of Korean and English, so it helps if you know at least some basic Korean. If you can’t read Korean yet, there’s a free guide that will teach you to read Korean in about 1 hour. 

We’ve also tossed in some pictures to help you remember these Korean jokes more easily.

Can you explain the meanings of these jokes? Once you understand them, try them on your Korean friends or with Korean students in the classroom. You might get some mixed results with some, but overall you’re sure to get a lot of laughs!

The side benefit to learning these Korean jokes is that often times they’ll help you remember Korean words. It’s a great way to learn Korean fast–and in a fun way!

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Caution: Don’t drink milk while reading these jokes. There’s a high chance that milk will shoot out from your nose from laughter!

Korean joke beans

Korean Joke #1

Q: What is the biggest bean in the world?

A: 킹콩!

Korean joke vampire

Korean Joke #2

Q: What does a vampire drink in the morning?

A: 코피!

Korean joke lettuce

Korean Joke #3

Q: Where does a lettuce go for worship?

A: 상추외리!

Korean joke cute guy no ears

Korean Joke #4

Q: What do you call a cute guy with no ears?

A: 귀없다!

Korean joke scary water

Korean Joke #5

Q: What do you call scary water?

A: 괴물!

Korean joke toaster

Korean Joke #6

Q: What noise does a toaster make?

A: 빵!

Korean Joke #7

Q: What do Koreans smoke at the horse racetrack?

A: 말보로

Korean joke australia

Korean Joke #8

Q: Where do Australians keep their money?

A: 호주머니

Korean joke robots

Korean Joke #9

Q: Who is the hairiest robot?

A: 털미네이터!

Korean jokes ice cream

Korean Joke #10

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!

Korean Joke Mexico

Korean Joke #11

Q: What country has the biggest noses in the world?

A: 멕시코!

Korean Joke Cookies

Korean Joke #12

Q: What did the cookie say to his friends when he was ready to go?

A: 과자!

Korean Joke Watermelon

Korean Joke #13

Q: What should do you do if a watermelon sues you?

A: 수박!

Korean joke pear

Korean Joke #14

Q: Why did the pear go to the hospital?

A: 배아파서

Korean joke reporter

Korean Joke #15

Q: What do you call a news reporter who interviews the sun?

A: 해리포터

Korean joke mosquito

Korean Joke #16

Q: Why did the mosquito go to the hospital?

A: 모기아파서

Korean joke pig guitar

Korean Joke #17

Q: What do you call a pig who plays the guitar?

A: 포크무시크!

Korean joke coffee

Korean Joke #18

Q: What do you call a coffee that can’t move?

A: 모카!

Korean joke real estate agent

Korean Joke #19

Q: What’s a real estate agent’s favorite mountain to hike?

A: 부동산!

Korean joke grandfather love

Korean Joke #20

Q: Where does a Korean grandfather look for love?

A: e-할머니!

Korean Joke Bibimbap

Korean Joke #21

Q: What is a robot’s favorite food?

A: 비빔밥!

Korean joke broken motorcycle

Korean Joke #22

Q: What do you call a broken motorcycle?

A: 못타 사이클!

Korean joke 5 year old onion

Korean Joke #23

Q: What do you call a 5 year old onion?

A: 오년!

Korean joke bag groceries

Korean Joke #24

Q: Which celebrity used to bag groceries?

A: 짐캐리

Korean joke fish bones

Korean Joke #25

Q: What did the boneless fish say? 

A: 오 마이 가시!

Korean joke apologetic fruit

Korean Joke #26

Q: What is the most apologetic fruit?

A: 사과!

Korean joke oceans favorite number

Korean Joke #27

Q: What’s the ocean’s favorite number?

A: 십!

Korean joke sheep language

Korean Joke #28

Q: What language do sheep speak?

A: 양말!

Korean joke blanket

Korean Joke #29

Q: How much does a Korean blanket cost?

A: 이불!

Korean joke 4 arm country

Korean Joke #30

Q: Which country has 4 arms?

A: 네팔!

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