Ready for some laughs?
Hang onto your sides, because you’re about to laugh out loud when you read these Korean jokes!
Below are some of the top Korean and Konglish jokes. We’ve also created a free PDF that you can download and take with you on the go.
Most of the jokes are a mix of Korean and English, so it helps if you know at least some basic Korean. If you can’t read Korean yet, there’s a free guide that will teach you to read Korean in about 1 hour.
We’ve also tossed in some pictures to help you remember these Korean jokes more easily.
Can you explain the meanings of these jokes? Once you understand them, try them on your Korean friends or with Korean students in the classroom. You might get some mixed results with some, but overall you’re sure to get a lot of laughs!
The side benefit to learning these Korean jokes is that often times they’ll help you remember Korean words. It’s a great way to learn Korean fast–and in a fun way!
Let the games begin!
Caution: Don’t drink milk while reading these jokes. There’s a high chance that milk will shoot out from your nose from laughter!
Korean Joke #1
Q: What is the biggest bean in the world?
Korean Joke #2
Q: What does a vampire drink in the morning?
Korean Joke #3
Q: Where does a lettuce go for worship?
Korean Joke #4
Q: What do you call a cute guy with no ears?
Korean Joke #5
Q: What do you call scary water?
Korean Joke #6
Q: What noise does a toaster make?
Korean Joke #7
Q: What do Koreans smoke at the horse racetrack?
Korean Joke #8
Q: Where do Australians keep their money?
Korean Joke #9
Q: Who is the hairiest robot?
Korean Joke #10
Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?
Korean Joke #11
Q: What country has the biggest noses in the world?
Korean Joke #12
Q: What did the cookie say to his friends when he was ready to go?
Korean Joke #13
Q: What should do you do if a watermelon sues you?
Korean Joke #14
Q: Why did the pear go to the hospital?
Korean Joke #15
Q: What do you call a news reporter who interviews the sun?
Korean Joke #16
Q: Why did the mosquito go to the hospital?
Korean Joke #17
Q: What do you call a pig who plays the guitar?
Korean Joke #18
Q: What do you call a coffee that can’t move?
Korean Joke #19
Q: What’s a real estate agent’s favorite mountain to hike?
Korean Joke #20
Q: Where does a Korean grandfather look for love?
Korean Joke #21
Q: What is a robot’s favorite food?
Korean Joke #22
Q: What do you call a broken motorcycle?
A: 못타 사이클!
Korean Joke #23
Q: What do you call a 5 year old onion?
Korean Joke #24
Q: Which celebrity used to bag groceries?
Korean Joke #25
Q: What did the boneless fish say?
A: 오 마이 가시!
Korean Joke #26
Q: What is the most apologetic fruit?
Korean Joke #27
Q: What’s the ocean’s favorite number?
Korean Joke #28
Q: What language do sheep speak?
Korean Joke #29
Q: How much does a Korean blanket cost?
Korean Joke #30
Q: Which country has 4 arms?
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